The Original Computer!!!!
This made me laugh out loud…
(try explaining this to your grand-kids!)

Memory was something you lost with age –
An application was for employment –
A program was a TV show –
A cursor used profanity –
A keyboard was a piano –
A web was a spider’s home –
A virus was the flu –
A CD was a bank account –
A hard drive was a long trip on the road –
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived –
And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy. …

You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!